Elementary School Stories


lots to say here....

  • was the class bully from pre-k to 1st grade
  • was the teachers pet throughout all this
  • nearly saw a classmate die
  • taught everyone the bad words
  • learned facts of life in 5th grade
  • ran a business selling dad's flea marker/swap meet stuff in class
  • learned mucho from people
  • got FAT
  • got glasses
  • went to hawaii from my birthday in 1st grade
  • almost got converted to be a jehovas witness
  • got into a gifted and talented program (and met the teacher that got me into University of Pennsylvania
  • many bumps and scrapes...including ear from being stupid and sticking something into it
    and head from being shoved into a concrete builing block
  • learned how to swim
  • did lots of fishing

    prolly missing lots of stuff....remind me people