Evil Aunt:
from all accounts...she is married to my Dad's second oldest brother. She was a practicing nurse. She supposedly like gave my mom powdered milk for me as in infant...knowing it was inappropriate for my digestive tract. I was a pretty sickly baby and highly malnourished. To this day I blame this for making me the dwarf that I am.

Evil Aunt2:
from all account, this is a second or same aunt..not sure this is where they left me on the top bunk of a bunk bed while playing mah-jong....course I managed to crawl off and give myself a pretty good concussion and was unconscious for a few days. So if I'm psycho....this is why

Evil GrandPa:
from all accounts, my dad's father. He wrote beautiful letters including the proposal from my dad to my mom. However, he would also use his excellent writting to cause great discord and strife among the family.

Unknown GrandPa:
from all accounts, my mon's father. He died before I was born supposedly he was married once before he married my mom's mom. He is reported to have been insanely wealthy also and knew serious kung-fu. He got pissed off at my Murdered Mafia Uncle and got a heart attack and died.

Evil GrandMa:
just cuz she was all beautiful and tall when she was younger , treated my mom (who was shorter) like shit....esp since initially my mom didn't work...soon though she did and it got slightly better. think mother-in-law from hell...she would give me all these weird medicins and contradict everything my mom was trying to do weird.! :)

Skinny GrandMa:
smoked like chimmey! but was cool and smiled alot. Unfortunately I never did get to know much about her. Other than she was fairly perceptive and noticed that I was more like my dad although I "look" like my mom.

Crazy Cousin:
from all accounts, the daughter of my mom's oldest brother. This is the one that threated to kill herself if this loser guy didn't marry her. And of course, this guy was after my other cousin....apparently her own full blood sister.... So, if I'm a bit marriage crazy...this is why.

Murdered Mafia Uncle:
from all accounts, the dead beat uncle that broke my mothers family's fortune by gambling it away. He was finally murdered by the loan sharks.

DeadBeat Uncle2:
from all accounts, my mothers youngest brother....married a very sweet compulsively neat lady, but used her as a cash cow....finally ran out on her and took their oldest son with.

Rich Aunt:
from all accounts, my mothers oldest sister....made a fortune in steel in Taiwan...unfortunately, squandered by her dead beat womanizing husband and my cousins. She was also my god mother.

FBI Uncle:
from all accounts, my dad's either 5th or 6th youngest brother. Worked for US military intellegence. Apparently divorced his wife for some KGB intellegence from China. I just wonder about the pillow talk thoes two have....scary thing is that we email each other ocassionally.